THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMAN

WARNING: DO NOT proceed if you are a feminist, or have no sense of humor. This joke is NOT for you.(its not a joke, its the truth)

ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Widely accepted at 100 pounds, but known to varies from 80 to 200 pounds per sample.
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with a false color layer.
2. Boils suddenly at nothing; Freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly treated.
5. Found in various states, from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
7. Able to produce a mysterious salty liquid that could render a grown male powerless.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, platinum, and a wide range of precious metals.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no logical reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly in saturation of alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to men.

COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous unless handled with care by experts; inexperienced hands could get burned quite easily if don't know the procedures by heart.
2. Illegal in most area to have more than one in procession, although several samples can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

(Found this on AYA.. Too funny!)

Thank you all for the birthday wishes!

Happy Birthday to me... Happy Birthday to me...

Happy Birthday to RICO!!!

He is not a teen anymore!

(no more teenage gurls for Rico makes Rico sad...)

Hey look..

an entry.. oh wow.. it's been like.. months..

Update..

still working...

quited smoking...

still schooling...

quited frat-ing...

still drinking...

quited clubbing...

still hustling...

still hanging...

still living...

FINALS

It was only a few weeks ago when the biggest fuzz in my life was the final four...
But now the biggest fuzz that is.. believe it or not.. taking over my life is the final fives.. or should I say the five finals.. (And for those who are REALLY slow I mean the five finals as in the five final exams that I need to take soon -_-)
It's the end of the semester and if you have any actual college experience.. You'd understand just exactly how stressful life becomes.. Thankfully there are life's pleasant little "fill in the blank (think along the line of suprises)"...
Of course there are always the life's little not-so-pleasant "fill in the blank (think along the line of bitches)"... But I am a man who likes to count his blessings often..

Call life a game... But life is more like a movie...
I am my own advisor, assistant, composer, conductor, costume designer, director, decorator, editor, extra, illustrator, manager, narrator, producer, lead actor, screenwritter, stundouble, but more importantly... I am my own audiance and my biggest fanatic devotion giver..
Screen by screen the images in my mind become actions to cause reactions to take forms into my creations leading to satifations in the minds of thousands who would dare to watch this asian person go throught his day to day struggle and frustrations, trials and tribulations, confounded complications, lacking of directions to the unique destinations marked by his own generation...
But it really isn't all that bad you see...
I have the power to make this movie an enjoyable one too...
I have the power to make it wow you...
I have the power to make it a musical if I really wanted to...
But not that I'd want to...
I have the power to make it dramatically filled with traumas but only because I find them charismatic...
Or to make it a martial art ganaster horrific thriller that would be fantastically exotic...
I have the power to make it personally inspurational, excptionally educational, sensually sexual, aesthetically and ecstatically sentimental... or simply great but never simple..
I have the power to make it a comedy or put a romantic spin to it...
I have the power to change the world with it...
This Life of MINE.. ladies and gentlemen...
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